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Don't Touch My Junk (the TSA Hustle) by Michael Adams
(193878 views) Uploaded 11/18/2010 9:31:41 PM by HealthRanger   (1038 videos)

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Don't Touch My Junk takes aim at the TSA with its obscene pat-downs and naked body scanners now installed at airports across the USA. Written by Mike Adams (the Health Ranger), a strong advocate of freedom and civil liberties, this song is based on a true story by a traveler named John Tyner who told the TSA, "If you touch my junk I'll have you arrested."

Free download of the MP3 music file at www.NaturalNews.com/music

Lyrics and vocals by Michael Adams, music by Dan Gautreau (www.DanGautreau.com) licensed from www.ShockWave-Sound.com

Video Keywords: freedom    big brother    terrorism    song    air travel    security    tsa    naked body scanners    airport    police state    my junk    pat-downs    war on terror    nazi    government agents    security screening    fourth amen   

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Posted 3/28/2012 4:06:52 PM
Occupy the TSA! Yes, do it! Form a crowd of people who feel it's wrong to do this to American citizens, at the local airport, and the major airports all over the country.
Posted 11/23/2010 3:18:45 PM
Nicely done Mike, thanks for the laughs!
Posted 11/19/2010 3:52:11 PM
Wonderful! I propose anyone who is flying shout loudly "Don't touch my Junk!!" if they do a pat-down on you! Let's make it a nation-wide protest cry!!!
Posted 11/19/2010 2:11:13 PM
Mike Adams, you are a legend, you are funny whilst telling it how it is, I love it!
Posted 11/19/2010 11:36:50 AM
Mike your the man this is to great. keep up the good work and let people know your junk is off limits to these tyrants lol
Posted 11/19/2010 7:45:07 AM
OMG...LMAO Too funny.... But so sad that this is happening in a country that is SUPPOSED to be FREE. I woke up from the american dream a long time ago... too bad so many others are sleeping waiting for mainstream media to tell them what We have known for yrs.... The thing about this is , this was in the works back when bush was president, and yet so many blame obama ( NO I dont like him either) It is NOT a left right isssue it is a GLOBALISM ISSUE which is exactly waht happened to the 2 party system , they succumbed to GLOBALISM!
Posted 11/18/2010 11:06:43 PM
I'm a woman and will definitely sing this aloud!!! Of course, we could create one for women, also, however, I'm all for the guy taking the burden, here! Mike, you've outdone yourself and I love it. Just threatening enough. Now, how do we get it to all the TSA's? Ideas & action, please. Mary from Stamford, CT
Posted 11/18/2010 10:33:16 PM
Mike, this was hilarious! I wish there were something so catchy for women to sing, too. :-)

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